Chiropodists
Nothing promotes a corny joke more spontaneously than mention of a foot doctor, despite the fact that they now are a very different breed from the old unlicensed corn-and-callous men.
Long ago Doc Cornplaster became the best heeled man in his old home town by healing heels and lifting meta-tarsals. Using pads on bunions and tape over toenails, the loveable fraud endeared himself to his townfolks. By rubbing cool linament on a hot foot he’d send a grouch home happy. His cronies credited the old sole saver with turning a sour spinster into a sexsational sister merely by treating her toes. Today’s chiropodists get to the bottom of things clear down to flat feet and fallen arches. A steady frame needs a firm foundation, and a firm foundation begins with a comfortable footing.
In order to practice professionally, today’s chiropodists are required to complete a four-year college course and pass a rigid exam. Once these requirements are satisfied and local license fees paid, they are free to administer all medical or surgical foot treatment with the exception of amputation. Thus, by training and by statute these specialists have attained professional stature, though, as our Speaker will prove, that’s only the beginning.
Contractor
Diplomats have been defined as people who think twice and then don’t say anything. Our speaker isn’t like that; he doesn’t run his business silently. As a contractor he is quick to make estimates yet when he was asked why he wouldn’t guess a woman’s age, he said that he really didn’t know, but if he saw her on the street he’d whistle first and estimate later!
Don’t get the impression that our speaker isn’t a diplomat; he has a diplomat’s talent for giving a hand without a handout. So, how about a big hand for our friend, Mr. .
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