Blondes
Our speaker is a normal man-he takes a second look at every blonde. He favors flaxen haired damsels . . . and doesn’t overlook the raven beauties or the sultry brunettes who choose to become what gentlemen prefer. He tells of a corn-tassel-top who brings out the explorer in men; she wears black garters in memory of those who have gone beyond. She’s looking for the right guy-but keeps having fun with the wrong ones.
There are all sorts of blondes; the glamorous gal who can’t keep out of arm’s way; the doll with designs in her eyes as well as her dress; and the gold-digger who brings out the animal in men. Mink! When any of these peroxided sisters enter a room, they make every unbleached wife stop, look-and bristle!
“Gold Diggers”
The “gold digger” tag for a certain type dame, went out when we went off the gold standard . . . but don’t let that fool you into thinking that through the fluctuations of our diminishing dollar, some dolls don’t still purr for their fur. It isn’t true that a gold digger didn’t want to marry; it probably was that she never found the right amount, and never took a man for granted as long as he could be taken for anything else. Gold diggers remained true to their type . . . they knew a good thing when they saw it, and none had her heart so badly damaged that money wouldn’t cure it.
Dowagers
She was a buxom gold coast dowager at least sixty-in both age and girth. She was a stubborn stout in her velvet gown and diamond tiara. Whenever she moved, the glare of her jewels was as bright as the headlight of the Super Chief in the desert at midnight. She always carried a dirty look in her hand, one that she held up to her eyes to look over every situation and prove that she was right.
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