Physical Features - Shapely, thick and thinning

11. Shapely
Everybody has a shape-it just looks better on girls. The gal with a good foundation will never want for a roof over her head, but she’d better hold that shape, or neither will anyone else! There are four shapes for women . . . thin, medium, plump, and our guest-WOW-look at her!

An English teacher tried to encourage her son to date a nice young girl because she had everything that a young lady should have. But the boy didn’t see her the same way so he told his Mother, “I know, Mom, but she’s like the sentences you criticize in class; everything’s there but the construction’s bad.”
His gal had a waist like a wasp and a seat like a sofa. When asked the first thing he noticed about her, he said that depended on which way she was going.

12. Thick and thinning
Some women in slacks have an end that doesn’t justify the jeans. Maybe they had hour glass figures-but oh, those shifting sands! They should remember that she who indulges-bulges, and cheese cake turns to pound cake! This is the spot where fatties should pay the penalty for exceeding the feed limit-and start dieting-that triumph of mind over platter designed to take the starch out of you.

Here in the States we have more food than any other country, and more diets to keep us from eating it. With thirty million people counting calories, we’re rendering a lot of lard. Quite a few of our G.I.s who married good cooks overseas have gone to pot. Now they’re dieting to become masters of their weight and captains of their rolls. Andy Devine won an outstanding victory over victuals: now he can cross his legs with just one hand.

A women diets when she becomes thick and tired of it all; when she has a long long weigh to go she envies her friends who eat like sparrows and then chirp about it. We know a gal who dunks her biscuits in gravy, drowns her potatoes in butter, and has pie a la mode for dessert. Then she takes one tiny pill to sweeten her tea! A skinny panhandler asked her for a handout because he hadn’t eaten for four days and she said, “Goodness, I wish I had your will power.”
Kids have their weight control licked; they follow a balanced diet with a candy bar in each pocket.

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