What About Women?

While most men don’t resort to either cosmetics or subterfuge for added appeal-most women employ every available means to improve their appearance, boost their morale, -and hold their men. Literally, men in business fight their way through every day in competition with other men, whereas women resort to a coy approach. They rely on intuition (another name for suspicion in skirts), rather than reason, and so prove that the plural of whim is women.

It is a male characteristic to promote brain power, just as it is a female trait to encourage beauty. Could that be because the average man can see so much better than he can think? Thus the weaker sex seems the stronger-due to the weakness of the stronger sex for the weaker one. Small wonder that women go their own smug way well aware that their strength lies in their weakness. You might cuddle her like a kitten but don’t ever call her a cat-and when you say she’s a vision take care not to slip and say sight. Any man who believes that women are non-explosive had better not try to drop one of them. A popular misconception is that men are given to givin’ women the works; in reality the women are given to givin’ men the business! Women like men to wait on them and to dance to their tune but not let them lead the lush life. In the Book of

Genesis, our earliest history of humanity tells us that Adam and Eve received the gift of life and were allowed to take up rent-free housekeeping in the Garden of Eden. It was a heavenly spot. They were happy, contented, surrounded by beauty, and free to raise Cain. The fields and forests around them were abundant with fruit and in their presence tigers and dinosaurs turned gentle as cocker spaniels. All was at peace with the world. But today man no longer enjoys that carefree life-and all because Eve urged Adam to do her bidding and try the forbidden fruit. Thus ended the lush life. Ever since that time devoted husbands have excused the devious ways of their women as mere “illogical thinking,” or even refer to it as “ladylike logic.” But there’s plenty of “practical” logic behind women’s illogical habits!

When women want something tender about their men, legal tender is what they have in mind. Considering that the same woman who’s scared of a mouse is eager for a date with a wolf-could it be because the mouse has no money? After all, gals who never know what they want are surprisingly adept at getting it. During her bone-bodiced prime, Grandma would only faint to win her point when a man was close enough to catch her, and her calculating daughters grew into their weepy teens well aware that if at first they didn’t succeed, they could cry, cry again.

Although women are chided for changing their minds, some of those changes bear touches of practicality as with the housefrau who asked the price of porterhouse, but bought the codfish cakes. She said they were easier to carry. She has a practical sister who takes her knitting to a tea, so there’s something to think about while she’s talking. Statistics show that a woman spends three-fourths of her husband’s income, plus nine-tenths of all she herself earns. It’s hard to convince the gals that even bargains cost money; and whoever said, “It’s the woman who pays,” forgot to ask where she got the money in the first place. A man who wraps his lady love in romantic frailty overlooks the actualities which indicate that she’ll probably outlive him. Life insurance charts show that the average man survives his widow by a year and a half, whereas the average widow can anticipate delaying the Grim Reaper to the light of some fifteen more candles on her birthday cake.

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